[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you"*multiple times*
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.*ONE TIME!!!!*
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.*all the time...*
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.*on a sled..(coughmaybecough)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. *just cause*
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. *yup..*
[x] You have choked on your own spit. *was laughing too hard*

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. *only seen it one time..*
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.*what can I say? I love fire..*
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. *I know someone who did..*
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. *I zone out constantly*
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...*multiple mosquitoes..EW*
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.*it's vacation..*
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. *once in like, third grade*
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. *my cell phone *
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.*....DON'T JUDGE ME!!*
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused. **
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.*yup...laughed too hard..*
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.*the lights are off too..*
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.*a LOT*
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.*please tell*
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.*..maaaybe*
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.


TOTAL: 21
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.